A man walked into the dentists office and said, “Excuse me, Mr. Dentist, I think I may be a moth.”
The dentist looked puzzled. “If you think you’re a moth, why did you walk into a dentist’s office?”
“Well, The light was on.”

Buh-dum-chiiiing.

One day, the Captain of the 40 - oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of the ship. ” Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile.” The men cheered and rattled their chains. “The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing.”

What did the mamma buffalo say to her son as he left for school?

Bison.

A duck walked into a drugstore and asked for a tube of chapstick. The druggist said, ‘That’ll be $1.75′, The duck says, ‘Could you put that on my bill, please?”